I have 99 followers
I’ve had 99 followers for about 7 months
I like it this way and the reason I never told anyone is because I fear someone will find this and follow me just so I can stop enjoying the fact that I used to complain “HOW COME I HAVE TO HAVE 99 FOLLOWERS AWAY, I AM ONE FOLLOWER AWAY FROM SUCH A LOVELY NUMBER”
But you know then I started to see 99 as great. It’s two numbers. Two of the same numbers with no interruptions, like it’s not two 0’s and a 1. 99 was also my grade in Geometry for three straight quarters. I never strive for 100% so 99 is cool with me, totally. There’s a fine line between overachieving and doing awesome.
99 is my awesome.
I love all 99 of my followers.
And I don’t need any more.
Tumblr PVP ‘invasion’ on Saturday and meet up on Monday!
Yeah, those are the decided days ouo;
Still need a battle cry for all of us to say, btw.
I don’t know… for Karp? For David? David would be more general and more confusing.
I really don’t want to go for tumblr-exclusive inside jokes because a lot of those are lame and overused but eh.
GUYS, YAHOO SAVED TUMBLR. STOP HATING.
They’re not going to make any changes we’re not cool with.
(If you didn’t know, Yahoo bought tumblr. Tumblr was running out of money and they could either shut down the site or get funds, such as having another company buy it.
I am not worried at all.)
if you die because you choked on water
is it considered drowning
once upon a time i was falling in love
now i’m only falling apart
I just beat my first game of minesweeper
It’s been something like 10 years since I first played minesweeper
Is it wrong to have an inferiority complex when I was raised being second to the person who is most likely to bully me for having an inferiority complex?
Which is worse, though, your superiority complex or my inferiority complex?
Which is more humble?
Who tries harder to stay out of that complex?
Well, considering you go every day thinking you have some sort of authority over me and my life, I think I’m allowed to shrink into a corner and insult myself now and then.
90% of the time this shit isn’t even public but I KNOW you’ll run into this and get back on your high horse and come over and parade under my rain just to spite my negative feelings.
And that is exactly what I want you to do.
But will you do it?
Or can you actually resist being a condescending asshole?
Power is not the same thing as authority. You have neither.
I am just as powerful as you. Authority is the responsible use of power. And you’re pretty much communist.
Oooh, a burn.
Reverse psychology topped with an insult based on nothing more than childish rage. Oh, and I’m fully aware I did it, because that’s also reverse psychology. Your move.
Just some lovely shit my sister likes to say about me
I don’t know what to do to prove that I’m sick, but I’m going to assume that thrashing about on the floor and crying is going to make me a drama queen
It’s like I’m not allowed to be sick or have headaches or be distressed
It’s like I have no right to be depressed
My voice is CROAKING RIGHT NOW AND PEOPLE THINK I’M BULLSHITTING MY ALLERGIES
I could sass all of these but I don’t feel like it right now.
I hope she knows I’m going to North Carolina this summer. I hope she feels sassed.
Call me passive-aggressive and claim you’re not
Oh I’m sorry let me just reblog myself passive-aggressively screencapping you admitting to being passive-aggressive
Too bad you’re not the one in charge of whether or not I GO to North Carolina
Too bad you’re not the one in charge of me at all so get off your high horse