I have 99 followers

I’ve had 99 followers for about 7 months

I like it this way and the reason I never told anyone is because I fear someone will find this and follow me just so I can stop enjoying the fact that I used to complain “HOW COME I HAVE TO HAVE 99 FOLLOWERS AWAY, I AM ONE FOLLOWER AWAY FROM SUCH A LOVELY NUMBER”

But you know then I started to see 99 as great. It’s two numbers. Two of the same numbers with no interruptions, like it’s not two 0’s and a 1. 99 was also my grade in Geometry for three straight quarters. I never strive for 100% so 99 is cool with me, totally. There’s a fine line between overachieving and doing awesome.

99 is my awesome.

I love all 99 of my followers.

And I don’t need any more.

fyeahelsword:

Yeah, those are the decided days ouo;

Still need a battle cry for all of us to say, btw.

FOR…

I don’t know… for Karp? For David? David would be more general and more confusing.

I really don’t want to go for tumblr-exclusive inside jokes because a lot of those are lame and overused but eh.

GUYS, YAHOO SAVED TUMBLR. STOP HATING.

They’re not going to make any changes we’re not cool with.

http://yahooinc.tumblr.com/

(If you didn’t know, Yahoo bought tumblr. Tumblr was running out of money and they could either shut down the site or get funds, such as having another company buy it.

I am not worried at all.)

if you die because you choked on water

is it considered drowning

once upon a time i was falling in love

now i’m only falling apart

I just beat my first game of minesweeper

It’s been something like 10 years since I first played minesweeper

Is it wrong to have an inferiority complex when I was raised being second to the person who is most likely to bully me for having an inferiority complex?

Which is worse, though, your superiority complex or my inferiority complex?

Which is more humble?

Who tries harder to stay out of that complex?

Well, considering you go every day thinking you have some sort of authority over me and my life, I think I’m allowed to shrink into a corner and insult myself now and then.

90% of the time this shit isn’t even public but I KNOW you’ll run into this and get back on your high horse and come over and parade under my rain just to spite my negative feelings.

And that is exactly what I want you to do.

But will you do it?

Or can you actually resist being a condescending asshole?

Power is not the same thing as authority. You have neither.

I am just as powerful as you. Authority is the responsible use of power. And you’re pretty much communist.

Oooh, a burn.

Reverse psychology topped with an insult based on nothing more than childish rage. Oh, and I’m fully aware I did it, because that’s also reverse psychology. Your move.

thisdoesntfeellikehome:

Just some lovely shit my sister likes to say about me

I don’t know what to do to prove that I’m sick, but I’m going to assume that thrashing about on the floor and crying is going to make me a drama queen

It’s like I’m not allowed to be sick or have headaches or be distressed

It’s like I have no right to be depressed

My voice is CROAKING RIGHT NOW AND PEOPLE THINK I’M BULLSHITTING MY ALLERGIES

Js.

I could sass all of these but I don’t feel like it right now.

I hope she knows I’m going to North Carolina this summer. I hope she feels sassed.

Call me passive-aggressive and claim you’re not

Oh I’m sorry let me just reblog myself passive-aggressively screencapping you admitting to being passive-aggressive

2dorks-1blog:

Hello! If you don’t know us, we are a long distance couple who has been together for almost 7 months now. We’ve been best friends for over two years and recently met up in March! (If you look through our blog you can see pictures of us! >u<) However, Oreo was only able to stay in MA for a day and a half, so our meetup was very short-lived and ended in tears.

BUT! As you might have heard (if you’re following us), we’re planning a trip to send Spooky down to NC for the summer. Problem is, her place to stay is shaky because it really comes down to how much money will be available during the summer.

Currently, Spooky will only be able to stay in NC for a week! The more money she has, the longer she’ll be able to stay. She can afford a bus ticket but not much else after that!

We were iffy on asking Tumblr for help but we figure it’s never too late, and ANYTHING will help! A penny, a dollar, anything you can spare to help us be together longer.

Thank you for reading this, and thank you if you consider helping us out! To donate, you can go [here] 

or if you want all of your money to go straight through (the site above has a useage fee), my paypal is melissa.gower@aol.com. Or if you can’t but would still like to help, give us a signal boost! Maybe one of your follower’s follower’s followers can help us out!

Too bad you’re not the one in charge of whether or not I GO to North Carolina

IN FACT

Too bad you’re not the one in charge of me at all so get off your high horse