ivysprings: nontoxiceggs: ambitiousbard: rileyav: senile-snake: smugleaf42: jerkenglish: heysammy: doctor-lucky: onumblr: “Evacuated Tube Transport could take you around the world in just 6 hours.” I COULD VISIT ALL MY INTERNET FRIENDS. And it’d be inexpensive and more environmentally-friendly than most anything else, because you wouldn’t be able to run over wildlife at...
blankfacecat: tdrloid: syowangza: leoperaghost: perlahaha: hey baby, if it’s not too much treble, i’d really like to ‘B’ with you … naturally. oh oh I’m sorry, we can’t be together… …I’m A minor. oh my goooooddddddddddd OMFG
ambitiousbard: rileyav: senile-snake: smugleaf42: jerkenglish: heysammy: doctor-lucky: onumblr: “Evacuated Tube Transport could take you around the world in just 6 hours.” I COULD VISIT ALL MY INTERNET FRIENDS. And it’d be inexpensive and more environmentally-friendly than most anything else, because you wouldn’t be able to run over wildlife at all. I like this idea. Day-trip...
literallysame: how to make an egg salad sandwich
fujikawaii10346: trytowin: naninutella: ...
Magic Essay Typer →
chbing11: wwixxards: t33nleijon: tublicalor: looz-y: sandyhams: you know teachers will find out somehow and you will get in huge ass trouble i hope you guys know that worth the risk honestly If I didn’t have such a guilty conciseness I would declare this the best thing EVER. HOLY SHITIXCZ:L GUYS GUYS GUUYYS I went straight for “Homestuck” p much best thing ever ...
ivysprings: foxstitches: ofwgblake: gokaliego: whateveritsandrew: irrevocablymarisa: endlessheartbeat: cobalon: naydenhagin: cats69: kindracantspell: LITERALLY CRYING OH MY GOD OH THE TEARS THEY ARE REAL a single tear escapes my eyelid and trickles down my cheek and falls in agony to the floor below where it splashes into crystaline droplets WHAT THE FUCK IS AIR ...
Anonymous asked: ARE YOU A BAOBAB
ambitiousBard: today is the day that I willingly went out of my way to listen to Ode To The Bouncer
wee: hahaha omg
ambitiousBard: LET ME IN
ambitiousBard: I'LL GET
ambitiousBard: WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
wee: good song A+ now you're mainstrream faggot
sheepsderp: baturday: Baby bat gets the hiccups I’m screaming. “I really did not mean to do that.”
john-loves-his-weed: johnsbutt: fan-nerd: ...
m4ge: “Homestuck is an intricate and meaningful webcomic,” I tell my friends as the adult form of Dave Strider kills Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope, AKA the Presidents of the United States, before skateboarding into the sky, never to be seen again
tomlinsarse: what my brother just came into my room and put a blob of butter on my arm and just stared at me with the straightest of faces so i asked why he did that and he just whispered, “you never said you didn’t want butter on your arm” before backing out of the door and just staring at me the entire time just the fuck
atomicvalkyrie: musicswaysthesoul: gloomyteens: omfg @_@ Oh god the Harley one Right in the childhood…
I like "clingy" people.
ezekieru: vegasmagician: fantrollparade: sexcore: I love it when people are affectionate with me. I like when they always invite me places, or text me, or call me, I wouldn’t even mind if they blew up my fb wall with hearts and what not. I would rather have that person than someone who makes me text them first all the time and replies back like 10 hours later. Do you like anal? (´･ω･`) ...
Two churches located across the street from each... →
Photoshopped (you can tell because it’s just the same two pictures edited over and over), but still pretty silly.